After a few minutes of limbering up, all faces turned to me.
Band practice. In Vietnam.
For a split-second, I felt like I was going to cry. Then the bandleader in me took charge.
“All right, let’s go!” I called out. “’Last Train To Clarksville'.”
Sugden and Ioli nodded, positioned themselves, waited for my cue.
Jessen’s eyes looked like question marks.
“The Monkees?” I prodded.
Jessen’s cheeks were flushed, his face blank. He shook his head. “Don’t know it.”
I wondered again if Jessen really knew how to play. I stifled a sigh.
“It’s easy,” I said. “Starts in G7, moves to C, back to G7. C again, then D. Then back to G7.”
Jessen looked bewildered.
Now I was sure he didn’t know how to play. Sugden looked down, pretending to tune his bass. Ioli fiddled with his snare. Leach shoved his hands in his pockets.
After a few moments, Jessen spoke. “You mean there are only three chords in the song?”
“Yes,” I answered.
“Only three chords?” He scratched his head.
“Yes.”
I’d never had to kick anyone out of a band before the first practice.
Jessen gave me a long, empty stare. He blinked. “You’re kidding, right?”
I tried to hide my irritation. “No, let me show you,” I said, strumming a G7 as I walked over to the organ. I demonstrated the chord changes.
Jessen smiled when I was through.
“Man,” he said, sounding hugely relieved. “I’m used to having thirteen or fourteen chords in the first four measures. All right, let’s play!”
So I counted it off.
I knew I'd never have to worry about Jessen’s musicianship again...